Alien Gunships Show Dominance With Flyover At Foo Fighter's Concert

"I thought it was part of the show," quivered one audience member, "until they vaporized the couple in front of me." Air Force jets were scrambled to the concert site, but not until the invaders were long gone and had beamed up the entire inventory of items used to create the nachos deluxe. For that, and other reasons, the show was cancelled and will be rescheduled months from now, on the tail of the group's 2010 tour.

One fan summed up the situation best by saying "All in all, it was awful. Show was cancelled, people have gone missing, everyone is being interviewed by suits, and I can barely hear from the rumbling the warships made. To top it off, friends are reporting missing time, and my girlfriend is pregnant. This feels like it is straight out of Anna's playbook, her 2010 style, The Visitors belong on TV, but I am ready to join the Fifth Column--long live John May!"

Nevertheless, government spokesmen claim it never happened. "To say we' ve got hostile reptiles, and nacho lovers nonetheless, flying over San Francisco is complete nonsense. Everybody knows the Grays don't eat cheese." He continued, "Of course I jest, what else can I say?" Calls from the Bay Area flooded the Coast To Coast with George Noory special Foo Fighter's hotline, which was created just for that purpose.