Biotech Professor Claims Lead Singer of Rapid Eye Movement is Clone

"He just doesn't sound the same anymore, and he seems like a robot," says Ph.D.. Koren Howale. "He shows all the characterizations of clones produced twenty years ago. In another twenty years, however, if used properly, groups could technically play twenty shows a night across the country. The possibilities are endless," he added.

Howale made headlines in 2004 when he went on record as claiming Bob Dillon had been replaced by a clone years earlier. At the time, he said it had probably been one of the first clones in the industry, accounting for why the artist's words could no longer be understood. That clone, however, was replaced by a much improved one, who could once again sing and write. "Just look at how ticket sales have improved," he remarked at the time.