Entire Military to Score Bon Jovi Concert Tickets, All At Once

"We like to do things as a team," said military spokesman Reginald Conner. "And Bon Jovi is one group we can all believe in." Bon Jovi has agreed to play for all who serve, according to sources. It is sure to be a grand event, one of unprecedented scale.

And what of security that night? "That is why it will be done at an unreleased time in an undisclosed location," said Conner. "And we are working for security clearance for the only person at Ticketmaster who will know more than that."

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