Garfunkel Eternally Pissed at Simon

"First of all, my name always came second, and that seems to have continued to this day. Second of all, he is just a dick!" says Art Garfunkel, guitarist and vocalist for one of the most famous musical duos of all time, Simon and Garfunkel. "It was always, Art, what do you think of this, or Art, play it this way, or Art, that harmony sounds good, but maybe this would be better. At first, I was just happy to be a part of it, and I made a lot of money, but I am tired of being an afterthought," he continues.

"I know he is friends with me on facebook, but I don't believe it is his primary personal account. And he never responds to my shouts! After all we created together? I'll say it again, he is just a dick! To top it off, for a while he called me 'dude.' What is up with that?" he concludes. Barely coherent, he went on to explain that while Simon was touring with African Choirs, all he could do was watch coverage on TV, while making egg burritos.

Lawyers for Simon only state that there are no hard feelings between the two, at least from their end. "Perhaps Art is just trying to promote his new album, 'Suckaz,' which is available in select stores, and on itunes. We are happy to promote it as well," says Simon's attorney, Darlene Sharkley. "We know he is going through a lot of changes, musically, and wish him the best in exploring the world of Gangster Rap. If anyone can do it, he can, and Paul has been nothing but supportive," she finishes