Group Robotic Sex Acts Performed at County Fair, Judge to Rule if Same Can Be Done Next Year

"Yes, I kinda liked them," said Police chief Bill Stokes. "But I can't say the same for everyone on the force. They really caused a mess in some ways," he added.

Police from three counties had to be called in after a melee broke loose as the lead singer of RSA, as the group is more commonly known, refused to come out for an encore. Fifty minutes later, with SWAT teams in place, they did perform a final song.

RSA is popular in the Midwest, and has quite a cult following, with many tinfoil robots strategically placed on cars, and fans coming into sleepy towns dressed as Twinkee from Buck Rogers. "Yes," Stokes said, "thousands of people came into our small township for the event, but thousands will leave if they play next year."