Jay-Z Purchases Greece, Beyonce, Grenada

The dynamic duo, Jay-Z and Beyonce, also the world's richest couple, have finalized agreements to purchase Greece and Grenada respectively. "It's been hard work to run the music industry, but today, myself and the love of my life, will also run some countries," said Jay-Z at a brief press conference. "While we own these countries, we are committed to leaving the governing to the experts, especially in the world's oldest democracy," finished the artist. Beyonce did not attend the conference. It is, however, rumored that Destiny's Child will become the fourth branch of government in Grenada.

The complete sale of entire countries is new on the world scene. In fact, this is the first official incident on record. A UN spokesperson said this, "While we do not condone this practice, we do not condemn it. In a way, it took us by surprise, but by the same token, it is a direct approach to what has been happening since the dawn of man, according to committee research on the subject. Roc-a-fella Records will now have a seat on a UN special council that will be a more dynamic organization than many we have had in the past." She continued, "When all is said, we have great respect for their art, and look forward to working with some fresh voices on the world stage."