Two Members of Group Interpol Arrested by Interpol at Charity Event

After a fifteen year sting operation came to a close, two unnamed members of the alternative group, Interpol, were handcuffed and carted away, all as horrified members of the International Cancer Society looked on. Their crime, reportedly being involved in gambling across international borders while competing in fantasy soccer.

The sting reportedly cost 42 million US dollars, but cut down on "while collar" crime, with suspects trafficking approximately 7 million US dollars over the fifteen year period, according to sources. Over three hundred people from all continents, even Antarctica, were arrested, according to sources. No one was immune.

The most unique case was a seventeen year old high school student from Utah, whose name is being withheld. She had reportedly won her family league every year since the age of twelve. Her older cousin is apparently happy with the sting, as he came in second three of the years in question. Authorities say they are now looking into prosecuting the parents for human trafficking.

"The goal here is making a statement. Gambling is not to be encouraged, and this is just the first wave of charges, We will crush all friends and family even slightly connected to these vipers," states Hans Schroeder (not his real name), of Interpol. "We are increasing our jurisdiction around the globe, and hope to create a world full of opportunity for all."