Hollywood vies for Capitol designation in event of California secession

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In the state of California, who, in itself, would be one of the world's largest economies, some politicians continue the drumbeat of separating from the union. In some circles, it is the talk of the town, especially in the capitol of Sacramento.

In the event of secession, however, many others are claiming the right to be the capitol of the New Republic of California to be due to LA, with its global reach and other draws, and maintain LA is the winning contender. Some claim it is all an act.

A Screen Actor's Guild spokesperson states that a rough draft of the new constitution has already been completed. "It would truly be a living document," she states. "It would be acted out from opening to closing credits with some of the biggest stars on the planet. The script just needs to be refined, but we are more than ready. There's blood, there's love, there's lust - - just like real life. There will be a plentiful amount of nudity, of course, she concluded."

In fact, the Screen Actor's Guild and the Teamsters LA branch have already entered negotiations. "Then there were two," one Teamster says. "Sacramento is out." The press on the scene was extremely limited, but the AP released limited details. One actress emerged from the closed door session in tears. "They were so aggressive and direct. And I didn't see one woman in their ranks."

A Teamster left the room stating only, "I just couldn't read their poker face," he lamented

One choice for Chancelor appears to be actor Jorge Clonnet. Jorge's mother is of Spanish descent, while his father was of French descent. With roots in Paris, Clonnet moved his family to the city, making good on his promise to leave the country in the event Donald J Trump was elected president of the Union. Recently, he moved his family back to California, vaguely citing security concerns.

"I'll be honest, though, the final straw was when a Paisian friend of mine was hospitalized after beginning to guzzle a defunct Molotov cocktail." Clonnet reiterated his track record of International Dipomacy and activism.