Two Members of Group Interpol Arrested by Interpol at Charity Event
After a fifteen year sting operation came to a close, two unnamed members of the alternative group, Interpol, were handcuffed and carted...
Monkeys In UK Finally Do Write Top Ten Hit
The beats are memorable, the synthesizers are trance-like, and the lyrics hit upon a universal theme. Oh, and about the last...
Vagina Monologues To Be Set To Music
The director is chosen, the songs are written, and the band, Feminine Touch, is all set. The Vagina Monologues, The Musical, will debut...
Jay-Z Purchases Greece, Beyonce, Grenada
The dynamic duo, Jay-Z and Beyonce, also the world's richest couple, have finalized agreements to purchase Greece and Grenada...
Adamant Atheist Struck By Lightening Becomes Popular Contemporary Hebrew Christian Phenom
"Some have called me a modern day Saul or Paul story," recalls former atheist Noam Crowley. "After being struck by lightening, I was in...
Michael Jackson Alive and Well, Living With Emmanuel Lewis and Bubbles the Monkey
"He's alive and well, playing with his monkeys, and having an occasional beer with Webster," states an unnamed source close to the family....
Weird "Yank" Alovich's Son Chip Off the Old Block
According to Weird "Yank" himself, his three year old son is displaying many of the characteristics that made the elder the longest...
Garfunkel Eternally Pissed at Simon
"First of all, my name always came second, and that seems to have continued to this day. Second of all, he is just a dick!" says Art...


Mining equipment leaders Bucyrus International and Joy Global headquarter in Milwaukee area
Both have international reach, both are local, both compete in a market that shows potential for incredible global growth, and together,...


Mining equipment leaders Joy Global and Bucyrus International headquarter in Milwaukee area
Both have international reach, both are local, both compete in a market that shows potential for incredible global growth, and together,...