Entire Military to Score Bon Jovi Concert Tickets, All At Once
"We like to do things as a team," said military spokesman Reginald Conner. "And Bon Jovi is one group we can all believe in." Bon Jovi...
Group Robotic Sex Acts Performed at County Fair, Judge to Rule if Same Can Be Done Next Year
"Yes, I kinda liked them," said Police chief Bill Stokes. "But I can't say the same for everyone on the force. They really caused a...
Singer/Songwriter Loses Pick In Guitar During Big Break Performance
"I had an opportunity, I seized it, I gave it 110%, and things just didn't go my way today," said songwriter Justin "Guitar" Case, who is...
Comedian Turned Senator Belts Out National Anthem, Set To Hendrix, At National's Game
"And his voice sounded just like Carey Mariah's," said one impressed baseball fan. "It was amazing how he hit all the high notes,...
Group Slaughterhaus Performs In Iowa Farming Communities
"They are sort of a cross between Jim Croce, Megadeath and the Polka-dots," says one fan, "even my grandma loves them." Slaughterhaus is...
Hairy Costumed Performer at Local Open Mic Now Believed To Have Really Been a Yeti
Federal Animal Control experts are now investigating whether a mystery performer of three songs at The Bean Coffee House is truly a Yeti....
Former Doo-Wop Group, Foursquares, Making Speedy and Successful Transition To Death Metal
"We just realized Death Metal is much more fun," says the leader of Foursquares, "And bookings are through the roof. After the untimely...
Vegas Hotel Owner Claims Business Haunted By Ghost of Elvis
One guest claims an apparition of The King appeared one late night, Inquiring "Ma'am, may I please use your restroom," proceeding to sit...
Entire Vanilla Ice Song, "Ice, Ice, Baby," Sampled and Resold Under New Title, "Colla
"The original was so great, I just kept it exactly as is," states Cube, who is no stranger to sampling. "This project came very...
Alien Gunships Show Dominance With Flyover At Foo Fighter's Concert
"I thought it was part of the show," quivered one audience member, "until they vaporized the couple in front of me." Air Force jets were...
