Entire Military to Score Bon Jovi Concert Tickets, All At Once"We like to do things as a team," said military spokesman Reginald Conner. "And Bon Jovi is one group we can all believe in." Bon Jovi...
Group Robotic Sex Acts Performed at County Fair, Judge to Rule if Same Can Be Done Next Year"Yes, I kinda liked them," said Police chief Bill Stokes. "But I can't say the same for everyone on the force. They really caused a...
Singer/Songwriter Loses Pick In Guitar During Big Break Performance"I had an opportunity, I seized it, I gave it 110%, and things just didn't go my way today," said songwriter Justin "Guitar" Case, who is...
Comedian Turned Senator Belts Out National Anthem, Set To Hendrix, At National's Game"And his voice sounded just like Carey Mariah's," said one impressed baseball fan. "It was amazing how he hit all the high notes,...
Group Slaughterhaus Performs In Iowa Farming Communities"They are sort of a cross between Jim Croce, Megadeath and the Polka-dots," says one fan, "even my grandma loves them." Slaughterhaus is...
Hairy Costumed Performer at Local Open Mic Now Believed To Have Really Been a YetiFederal Animal Control experts are now investigating whether a mystery performer of three songs at The Bean Coffee House is truly a Yeti....